moonshine

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• GoTime@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The more intelligent ya get, the more stupider ya want to be.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rock stares back: huh?

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you seen the state of the world lately?!?

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Their life isn’t sugar, so some booze is mandatory to come through this monkey business.

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• Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, if my entire life was grazing through the bush I’d want a mild buzz on too

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  • jaennaet@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno, I feel like I’m way more inclined to reach for the whisky in this technofascist dystopian hell-prison than I’d be if my entire life was grazing through the bush.

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    • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I said mild buzz, that’s not gonna cut it for our reality unfortunately

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• ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it surprising though? Natural fruit doesn’t have the same shelf life as modern farmed fruit, so it’ll start fermenting in just a few days - add in alcohol having a lot of calories, and so the chimpanzees naturally won’t skip out on it either.

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• PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Monkeyshines

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But are they paying their taxes on that alcohol?

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boozy Fruit

  I was in a Jimmy Buffet cover band by that name

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuckin’ lightweights.

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