Home made Soup

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the land’s very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I just had a thought…but my thought wasn’t coherent enough to share

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing this information instead!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No arms, but…

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  • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh shit, Baba Yaga’s coming. Better run

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But she’s making sooooouuupp!

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• pipe01@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ain’t no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain’t NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Crabs can ring goons?

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• Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s not a House-made soup, it’s Home-made.

  A House is a building. A Home is something more. It’s a place where you find family.

  Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

  It’s therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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  • Karl@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Damn, I’m homeless.

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn’t it?

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thanks Ken

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine living in a house without arms…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A home I way WAY more than just a house

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If a home doesn’t have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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• chrischryse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Texas houses have arms

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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