Submitted 1 day ago by orhtej2@eviltoast.org to [deleted]
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It’s not a House-made soup, it’s Home-made.
A House is a building. A Home is something more. It’s a place where you find family.
Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.
It’s therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.
This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn’t it?
Damn, I’m homeless.
I just had a thought…but my thought wasn’t coherent enough to share
Thanks for sharing this information instead!
What’s next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?
Ain’t no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain’t NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.
Crabs can ring goons?
Texas houses have arms
The human is the mitochondria of the home.
Thanks Ken
That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.
A home I way WAY more than just a house
Imagine living in a house without arms…
Bears have the right to arms, so should we.
I can make soup without using my arms 🤷♂️
If a home doesn’t have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?
Some houses have al arms, get one of those
Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the land’s very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?