The devil made me do it

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    Well that and my weight loss project 🤷

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also the price of them little fuckers.

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  • bigfondue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck it, egg salad it is

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• binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.

  It was a dangerous time for me.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I’d eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.

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  • higgsboson@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard now it's up to five. That might have something to do with why he's the sizze of a barge.

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• ProvableGecko@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If a golden goose lays a golden egg, then a deviled chicken should lay a deviled egg.

      But I’ve never heard of a scrambled chicken.

      Does a chicken salad lay an egg salad?

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The voices are right.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Truth!

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    absolutely.

    the ‘jell-o shot’ of appetizers.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gross.

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  • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just spinkle smoked paprika onto a hard boiled egg and skip doing whatever it is done to the yolk that turns it vile.

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now…

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried sriracha ones, they were bomb! Regular cheap eggs are about $3 per dozen where I’m at, so totally doable.

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• phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rookie numbers.

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• Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exactly! youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8

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