No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.
It was a dangerous time for me.
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No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.
It was a dangerous time for me.
That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I’d eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.
If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.
Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?
If a golden goose lays a golden egg, then a deviled chicken should lay a deviled egg.
But I’ve never heard of a scrambled chicken.
Does a chicken salad lay an egg salad?
This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.
The voices are right.
Truth!
absolutely.
the ‘jell-o shot’ of appetizers.
Gross.
My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.
I just spinkle smoked paprika onto a hard boiled egg and skip doing whatever it is done to the yolk that turns it vile.
Exactly! youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8
The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.
Rookie numbers.
Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now…
I tried sriracha ones, they were bomb! Regular cheap eggs are about $3 per dozen where I’m at, so totally doable.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 days ago
The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
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Well that and my weight loss project 🤷
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 days ago
Also the price of them little fuckers.