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He really said this, look it up!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

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    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

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    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can any Germans confirm?

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      • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        "Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."

        • Karl Marx

        One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everything on the internet is true

    - Abraham Lincoln

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

        - Abraham Lincoln

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

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  • Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks

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    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought that was feminism?

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      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

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  • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tits are now woke guys

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • flamingos@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.

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    • OfCourseNot@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??

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      • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        graciously surprised?

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    • juliebean@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven’t picked it up since it got the full release.

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      • flamingos@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I haven’t actually played it, it’s on my wishlist.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You got a misprint

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

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  • Juice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Guess who explicitly said he wasn’t a Marxist?

      Karl Marx

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      • Juice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Being a Marxist means dealing with actual material conditions, and recentering the human subject, thoughts and experiences, within a material analysis. The materialism that came before, and persists to this day is a kind of analysis that divides everything into categories, hides systematic relations, and hides the human spirit from scientific progress. Marx identified these problems in Theses of Feuerbach in 1844, and spent the rest of his life developing solutions, which went on to found whole social scientific disciplines, and inspire revolutionary change.

        Marxism is a revolutionary worldview which centers the human experience as objective. If you think you’re a free thinker, but hasn’t studied Marx in an intentional and practical way, then you’re not. You are defaulting ideological methods that affirm the ruling ideology.

        The reason I’m a Marxist is because I want to help get people from that default stage to the next stage, which is Marxism. After that, then maybe we can surpass Marx, and in some ways many Marxists have. But its very difficult to achieve without Marx. In fact someone with less education would probably be more suited to move bast dualist rationalism than virtually any academic. But within Marxism ideas don’t matter until they are put into practice in order to prove themselves in the real world, not just old books. The philosophers have only interpreted the world, the point is to change it

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    10/10 full Marx.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that’s actually funny, guns, and Harleys.

    – The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2

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  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Ging@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Engels was the OG wokester

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I fucking knew it

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Marxism is diabolical

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ikr

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know it’s fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most “progressive” part of the world which for him was the west

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The best thing about that is that “the west” is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.

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    • Corn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly less linear understanding.

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      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.

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  • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

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  • JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am pretty sure these are called neo-Marksists as per the greatest philosopher of our times, Jordan Peterson.

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  • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ImageI don’t believe you!a

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Don’t believe everything you see online”

      -Albert Einstein

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