Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
Schools in Florida are testing armed drones as a defense against school shootings
Submitted 1 day ago by Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Oh I guess that would be easier
TeddE@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
On it
Deestan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
The shootings will continue until morale improves
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improves
TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
An American solution to an American problem.
marlowe221@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
billwashere@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 hours ago
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 hours ago
How does one even come up with this idea?
How do we keep kids safe when something happens in a school?
Wait wair, first. How do we keep us safe when something happens in a school?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Red_October@piefed.world 1 day ago
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don’t know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 hours ago
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn’t believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
apftwb@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
mogranja@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
We’ll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
ideonek@piefed.social 19 hours ago
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
turdburglar@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen Me now: oh
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define “success” later.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
dan1101@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They will decide they don’t really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Sounds like a definition of success to me.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What a shithole country.
AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 day ago
As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Don’t forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
apftwb@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
HAAACCCKKKKS Manhacks HL2
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 22 hours ago
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You’re in one!
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Brother, I’m already living in night city.
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…
PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be “so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood”?
darreninthenet@piefed.social 1 day ago
What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Fucking stupidest idea I ever seen.
The US has more guns than its total population. Real GUN CONTROL is needed.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
lenz@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
This seems like a stupendously bad idea on its face. Haven’t they heard of Murphy’s Law?
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
S L A U G H T E R B O T S
bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Sad state of affairs.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
And truancy!
oakey66@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Hannibal directive taken right out of the Israeli playbook.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don’t get rid of guns.