The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
Schools in Florida are testing armed drones as a defense against school shootings
Submitted 2 months ago by Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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Deestan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The shootings will continue until morale improves
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improves
TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
An American solution to an American problem.
marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Red_October@piefed.world 2 months ago
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They’ve been working really hard on their project based on the series Don’t create the Handmaid’s Tale.
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 months ago
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
turdburglar@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
mogranja@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’ll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What a shithole country.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen Me now: oh
AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 months ago
As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 2 months ago
Don’t forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
ideonek@piefed.social 2 months ago
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You’re in one!
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Brother, I’m already living in night city.
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define “success” later.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They will decide they don’t really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Sounds like a definition of success to me.
darreninthenet@piefed.social 2 months ago
What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
apftwb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 months ago
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don’t get rid of guns.
Alenalda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
apftwb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HAAACCCKKKKS Manhacks HL2
PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be “so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood”?
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
anything but the actual solution. like we had automatics and semi autos back when in the start of the country
NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fucking stupidest idea I ever seen.
The US has more guns than its total population. Real GUN CONTROL is needed.
andre613@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
ANYTHING to avoid sensible gun control eh? Just throw more guns at the problem!
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don’t know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 months ago
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn’t believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 months ago
How does one even come up with this idea?
How do we keep kids safe when something happens in a school?
Wait wair, first. How do we keep us safe when something happens in a school?
lenz@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This seems like a stupendously bad idea on its face. Haven’t they heard of Murphy’s Law?
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
S L A U G H T E R B O T S
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This is a joke right?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Oh I guess that would be easier
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
On it