No weirdo's please

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• Trebuchet@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gah! That fucking apostrophe!!!

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the weirdo’s apostrophe

    almost as bad as the oxford comma

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I, know right!

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word “as”, presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying “apple’s 50% off”

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

  Pinky: Yes Brain, but where are we going to find a pink wet suit our size?

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• Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the number, OP

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  • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    078███████

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You do not recognize the weirdo’s in the pink suits

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why don’t they want a weirdo’s please? That’s one of the best pleases you can get.

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• Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where does one obtain a pink wetsuit? Do scuba divers have a choice of colours?

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, apparently someone did, and he picked one up for just such an occasion.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It would be great if the current GOAT bagpiper (I mean, I don’t know who he is, but there must be one) dressed in a pink wetsuit, and posted a performance on YouTube, without saying a word. People be scratchin’ their heads…

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a British mobile number

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• djehuti@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …in a cubicle!

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finding someone that can play the bagpipes is going to be the hard part.

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• iveseenthat@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is “playing the bigpipes”?

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