Better Watch Out Eddy

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They can’t arrest you if they don’t know your phone number.

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• kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got some doordasher with a typoed email who is apparently constantly driving under the influence for doordasher because I keep getting reminders that that’s against Doordash policy

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i’m not under the influence i’m on ketamine

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  • other_cat@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just a friendly reminder.

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• yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my guy is called andrew, at first i think he just owed a dentist some money but starting in march i was getting 18 calls a day so i dont know what he did

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  • ReCursing@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re coming to repossess his teeth

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• forgetful_fox@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Number I’ve had for over a decade recently started getting calls from a lawyer regarding someone’s bail/probation. Hope they worked it out.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    could it have been a scam? there’s a scam where that happens and they do a ton of background research on your family and say “x is in custody and will be in jail unless you pay” and if you ask for proof they have information on like cars, houses, family tree, education, etc. depending on the scam center they can have like American accented people on the phone to sound more realistic perhaps they got it wrong?

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    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Jokes on them, theres nobody in my family i would bail out anyway lol let em figuure it out

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  • Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mine keeps getting notices that she’s going to be served. Fun fact, the voicemails they leave me don’t say the name of the person they’re calling till the end.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Desiree apparently never pays any bills, luckily she used to own my work number, and I dont give a shit about that line after hours.

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• tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got a call last week from a car dealership asking for Linda, again, and I said “I get calls for Linda all the time,” and that my caller ID comes up as “Linda,” and that now, when I call my dad he shouts “YO LINDA” as a greeting. And the dealership rep told me that Linda is a sweet old lady who is hoping to get a car soon. I asked the rep if she would say hi to Linda for me and she said for sure she would.

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• Neondragon25@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got Daniel, nothing too crazy besides getting a shitload of right-wing propaganda texts and call around elections, and the occasional account at a store under the same number.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.

  This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from <insert recorded voice> DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.

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  • Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you look him up to see what he did?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He had a baby. It’s a boy.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Stephen had my number before me and they seem to have wracked up a ton of debt since I am constsntly getting harassed by debt collectors looking for him.

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a gentleman with the same surname and first initial as me, who keeps giving my email address to everything he signs up for. I’ve got enough documentation on his life to pretty much take it over if I wanted.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hey i got a stephen too. they kept wanting to see if he wanted to sell the house he doesn’t live at anymore (I checked). The folk who live there now are dicks tho, so the last time i got a “hey stephen, want to sell 123 fake st?” i said yes. Ain’t got a text for stephen in a while

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Be wild if they were the same Stephen and your little prank is why he is in debt. lol

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope you mess with them every chance you get.

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• ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mine in Brandi and she has property that people want to buy and Republicans want her to fill out surveys

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think my guy has some medical debt

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