Rebecca_Corndogs
@Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world
- Comment on holup 1 day ago:
It’s from a Tim Robinson skit
What you said is still true, but this shit is funny and relevant so I thought you might enjoy it
- Comment on holup 4 days ago:
When you think monster is about to grab your foot and drag you to hell, and your first thought is “great! Now I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.”
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 3 weeks ago:
Mine keeps getting notices that she’s going to be served. Fun fact, the voicemails they leave me don’t say the name of the person they’re calling till the end.
- Comment on Better Watch Out Eddy 3 weeks ago:
Did you look him up to see what he did?
- Comment on Corn is a way of life 🌽 1 month ago:
It really should be:
Iowa A place to stay
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 2 months ago:
Oh! I know this one! I grew up with an alcoholic narcissist. This is the part where the drunk rants for hours about how unfair the world is and how they’re the real victim.
You’re not special. You sound exactly like every other “functional” alcoholic right before they end up on the news for killing a mother of two, with a sad faced mugshot, lip poked out like they’re the one who got hurt.
But hey, what would I know? I’m just a funeral director. It’s not like I have to deal with the aftermath of people like you, right?
And you’re right—it’s totally unfair to expect you not to drive your drunk ass home. It’s not like you could drink at home, or get a ride, or call an Uber, no! You have to drink and drive. Anything else would be unreasonable.
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 5 months ago:
Thank you! I’m excited to be able to say the word Luigi as many times as I want!