Permian Park

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Luckily there are plenty of lawyers to go round, so the poor creatures won’t have to starve.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My neighbor told me Permian Fauna keeps eating his lawyers so I asked how many lawyers he has and he said he just goes to the law firm and gets a new lawyer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding legal representation to Permian animal and then his daughter started clapping.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where would one find such Permian fauna? Asking for a friend.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read Jurassic Park recently and was surprised that the lawyer was one of the only level-headed characters. Everyone else was like “this place is gonna make so much money, let’s fucking GOOOOO!” And he was like “holy shit this is a disaster waiting to happen, we have to shut this place down.”

    The movie did him dirty.

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    • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The movie did him dirty.

      Wait till you read the lost world.

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  • DrWorm@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer

    Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

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• CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    heckin chonker

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• BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In the book, the lawyer was a good dude and grandpa was the asshole

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• Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would genuinely be more interested in seeing animals from before The Great Dying.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Crabs, it’s always crabs

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And jellyfish.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would want to see an “ediacaran biota” park, though that one would have to be more like a public aquarium than a park I suppose.

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was going to say the same about Cambrian biota, but it would be faster, cheaper, and less horrifying to simply make more movies based on H.P. Lovecraft novels.

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    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That would still be cool.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Synapsids are honorary dinosaurs in my book

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  • BoxedFenders@hexbear.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Still waiting for dimetrodons to get revised with fur like dinos did with feathers.

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• TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am not criticizing the comic. It’s great. The concept, however, I have seen multiple times in various mediums. The webcomic franchise Cyanide & Happiness has a three-part animated comedy video sketch parody of the Jurassic Park franchise as well that was released several years ago.

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• Zink@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dimetrodon represeeeent!

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• ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dropping acid for a lad’s trip to Cambrian Park

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• VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s alright, that lawyer is just outside counsel, he was expendable.

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