Valhalla awaits

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s only a battle if she attacks back

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  • Lag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gravity attacks me all the time so I’m always in battle.

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does fisting count as combat?

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• truthfultemporarily@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That sounds like a loophole

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    y u so mean :,(

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

  My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cheers, I’ll drink to that!

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Flame wars count my brothers

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you Melvin, you Argr

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Combat music starts

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you cannot rest with enemies nearby

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  • fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s some combat music for ya.

    Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w

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• ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sure.

    History Channel taking note

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn’t the only option. It was just Odin’s hall in Asgard. We don’t know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin’s place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex…

    like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?

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• Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And my Miffy!

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or just ask the smartest man in the universe central finite curve to kill you. But don’t hesitate for a second and then “nope out” then get hit by a car and end up in hell.

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