There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way
Valhalla awaits
Submitted 1 day ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Combat music starts
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
you cannot rest with enemies nearby
fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Here’s some combat music for ya.
Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w
truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 1 day ago
You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That sounds like a loophole
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
y u so mean :,(
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Flame wars count my brothers
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck you Melvin, you Argr
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 23 hours ago
Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn’t the only option. It was just Odin’s hall in Asgard. We don’t know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Sure.
History Channel taking note
Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And my Miffy!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Or just ask the smartest man in the
universecentral finite curve to kill you. But don’t hesitate for a second and then “nope out” then get hit by a car and end up in hell.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s only a battle if she attacks back
Lag@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gravity attacks me all the time so I’m always in battle.