If a Serbian nationalist hadn’t shot the damn archduke of Austria then Hideki Tojo wouldn’t’ve sank the majority of the US pacific fleet decades later.
Chad NATO
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I first read it as “archdude” and i hereby start a petition to normalize this word
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Are you sure you want to credit us with all that? First the invisible bombers…
ZMonster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he hadn’t been hangry for a sandwich…
signalsayge@infosec.pub 1 month ago
I guess it’s a shitpost because Hawaii is not technically covered by NATO…
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
True, it’s the only member of the NPTO instead
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
…what…?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah yes, I see the history understander has logged on again…
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mayonese-Jar is a real one <3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
P.S.
We still haven’t forgotten 9/11.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Weird how 9/11hapoenwd on the 11th of September, the date lines up so perfectly, really makes you think 🤔
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The sad part about being an ironic moron in shitposter places is that you inevitably attract unironic morons who ruin the whole vibe :(
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
I didn’t interpret them as being unironic. It seems fairly clear they’re playing along with the shit post.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
You don’t deserve to get a vibe, you’re a denialist cunt
xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Ah that’s why we bombed Iran, got it
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 month ago
The one from 1973 right?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Is that why you guys still kill arabs?
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
hehe NATO, the alliance for “peace”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Are you aware of the actual reason that NATO bombed Yugoslavia?
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
Mayb imma jus lil fresh around here but what does that have to do with anythin?
DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tankie detected. opinion rejected. *
yucandu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of their member states.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of the US’s economic interests.
There, FTFY
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
They also pay your politicians to buy more missiles
anon@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Okay, can you think of a reason Russia “only” attacked Georgia and Ukraine in the recent past and not say Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania?
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
NATO is the reason Russia is an ultranationalist shithole in the first place idiot.
Remember the 90ies?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
NATO is the only reason Russia is its own country in the first place
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
“The US foreign policy enforcement gang”
yucandu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NATO doesn’t really do much other than scare Russia and China. There were a couple of debatable interventions in Europe, and the US did demand everyone join them in Afghanistan, but not Iraq, for example. NATO doesn’t just automatically go where America goes. They have actual rules that have to be cited, like Article 5.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
🔥
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
north atlantic trade org
where peace
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trade Org
Proppah shitepost
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Godric is one of those turds who voted for genocide. It’s like piece of shit worldists can’t help but celebrate the death of civilians lmao.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
?? TF are you smoking?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
what’s wholesome about a military alliance, retard? It’s people who are paid to kill people, it’s the opposite of wholesome, it’s a bunch of assholes in offices bribing politicians to spread more wars and sell more bombs? Fuck you.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
You’re one of those genocide voters aren’t ya
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
You voted for a genocider
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost