If a Serbian nationalist hadn’t shot the damn archduke of Austria then Hideki Tojo wouldn’t’ve sank the majority of the US pacific fleet decades later.
Chad NATO
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I first read it as “archdude” and i hereby start a petition to normalize this word
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Are you sure you want to credit us with all that? First the invisible bombers…
ZMonster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If he hadn’t been hangry for a sandwich…
signalsayge@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I guess it’s a shitpost because Hawaii is not technically covered by NATO…
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
True, it’s the only member of the NPTO instead
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
…what…?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah yes, I see the history understander has logged on again…
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mayonese-Jar is a real one <3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
P.S.
We still haven’t forgotten 9/11.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Weird how 9/11hapoenwd on the 11th of September, the date lines up so perfectly, really makes you think 🤔
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The sad part about being an ironic moron in shitposter places is that you inevitably attract unironic morons who ruin the whole vibe :(
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I didn’t interpret them as being unironic. It seems fairly clear they’re playing along with the shit post.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
You don’t deserve to get a vibe, you’re a denialist cunt
xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ah that’s why we bombed Iran, got it
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
The one from 1973 right?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Is that why you guys still kill arabs?
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
hehe NATO, the alliance for “peace”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Are you aware of the actual reason that NATO bombed Yugoslavia?
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
Mayb imma jus lil fresh around here but what does that have to do with anythin?
DicJacobus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tankie detected. opinion rejected. *
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of their member states.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of the US’s economic interests.
There, FTFY
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
They also pay your politicians to buy more missiles
anon@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, can you think of a reason Russia “only” attacked Georgia and Ukraine in the recent past and not say Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania?
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
NATO is the reason Russia is an ultranationalist shithole in the first place idiot.
Remember the 90ies?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
NATO is the only reason Russia is its own country in the first place
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
“The US foreign policy enforcement gang”
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NATO doesn’t really do much other than scare Russia and China. There were a couple of debatable interventions in Europe, and the US did demand everyone join them in Afghanistan, but not Iraq, for example. NATO doesn’t just automatically go where America goes. They have actual rules that have to be cited, like Article 5.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
🔥
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
north atlantic trade org
where peace
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trade Org
Proppah shitepost
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Godric is one of those turds who voted for genocide. It’s like piece of shit worldists can’t help but celebrate the death of civilians lmao.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
?? TF are you smoking?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
what’s wholesome about a military alliance, retard? It’s people who are paid to kill people, it’s the opposite of wholesome, it’s a bunch of assholes in offices bribing politicians to spread more wars and sell more bombs? Fuck you.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
You’re one of those genocide voters aren’t ya
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
You voted for a genocider
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost