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My first colonoscopy

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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Edward@lemmy.4d2.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My first GenAI slop

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    • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ok but I like this one

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      • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It isn’t about whether it’s consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It’s about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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  • Cyclist@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His feet are pointing the wrong way.

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    • moseschrute@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His butt is pointing the wrong way

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No no. What’s wrong is his position.

        You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.

        Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.

        Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.

        And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???

        Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait, you don’t break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He's obviously very excited already.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    slop

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      god fucking damn it ur right

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Box should say 40+

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not to brag but my first was at 20💪

      (it was so awkward i hated it)

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that’s AI slop.

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    • Azteh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The feet are also on backwards

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    do not recommend and of the prep.

    they put me out so I’m glad.

    he did play “what’s love got to do with it” when he turned on the gas.

    …as a joke.

    …right?!

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope the doctor is cute

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

    Damn, that’s AT LEAST a 30€ set.

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  • SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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  • randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

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  • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    at least the nurse seems excited?

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why the frowny face?

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For real. They should be sedated.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo…I wanna be sedated!

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    • badbrainstorm@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably also doesn’t like laying face down with the bed in cardiac chair position

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  • redrevjose@lemmings.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I member my first…wish i didnt

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  • Wazowski@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did they keep you awake?

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      • Wazowski@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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