There.
I said it.
68 years old and that’s it. That’s all I got.
Prepare a full size pudding. Before it sets, pour it into smaller mason jars. Single-serve at a size you determine!
Submitted 13 hours ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to rant@lemmy.sdf.org
There.
I said it.
68 years old and that’s it. That’s all I got.
Prepare a full size pudding. Before it sets, pour it into smaller mason jars. Single-serve at a size you determine!
A full size pudding isn’t single serve already?
I would like a middle ground between “snack pack for children” and “biblical diarrhea.”
That’s… why we’re here.
Big pudding is trying to hold you back
Can’t you read? It’s SMALL pudding holding us back!
I just found some that were double-size! Someone got a promotion.
I suspect years of shrinkflation have something to do with it.
Make a whole package and put it in a single bowl, grab a spoon and go fucking bananas! Fuck Big Pudding!
Fuck it, just get a whisk, a bucket, a sack of modified corn starch, a couple of gallons of milk, a bag of sugar, and some vanilla extract/chocolate powder and go to town
You should grow your own corn first.
Amen.
Amen
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I’m officially giving you permission to eat two from now on.