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And you still don't believe in God?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • preussischblau@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As long as they are done properly, with a bit of cinnamon at least, they are delicious.

      I’ve had both good and bad versions.

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    • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      BURN THE HEATHEN!

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There are dozens of us, dozens!

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Raisins to chocolate is absolutely god tier

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      • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let’s go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent… I mean rip and pop.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jesus warranted being followed even if he didn’t perform any miracles… I mean, whatever connection you think he had to God, the man was a brave anti-imperialist revolutionary thinker, after all. Then the Romans hollowed out his ideology and the rest is history.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But would Jesus complain if there was a mistake in his order, would he swap it himself or just let it be?

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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The real miracle was creating chocolate chip cookies 1,908 years or so before they were invented.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Our savior! Under his eye!

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