What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.
And you still don't believe in God?
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Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
makyo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Raisins to chocolate is absolutely god tier
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I don’t ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let’s go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent… I mean rip and pop.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
But would Jesus complain if there was a mistake in his order, would he swap it himself or just let it be?
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The real miracle was creating chocolate chip cookies 1,908 years or so before they were invented.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus warranted being followed even if he didn’t perform any miracles… I mean, whatever connection you think he had to God, the man was a brave anti-imperialist revolutionary thinker, after all. Then the Romans hollowed out his ideology and the rest is history.
thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Our savior! Under his eye!
preussischblau@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
As long as they are done properly, with a bit of cinnamon at least, they are delicious.
I’ve had both good and bad versions.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
There are dozens of us, dozens!
dumbass@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
BURN THE HEATHEN!