Aaaaand the winner is:
A group of North Korean “business men”.
Submitted 21 hours ago by Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20nqdl5ydjo
Aaaaand the winner is:
A group of North Korean “business men”.
ah, so now instead of China spying on TikTok users, it will be Russia spying on TikTok users.
Na, 10 bucks says it’s Elon he saw how much mileage he got out of Twitter so why not? Just think of the new damage he could do with TikTok.
Its still gonna have backdoor code to China.
So its Russia, China, and Kremlin’s Satelite Regime the USA, the Unholy Trinity of evil nations.
Why not both? And the Americans too, of course.
Or both…
Ah, so now the president chooses who gets to buy which businesses, totally not choosing the ones who will cock suck him all day.
And TikTok will not be the last.
I mean, there already was this functionality, but the rule was you couldn’t disrupt the market or make a monopoly or something like that idk I’ve done like two mergers I’m not exactly a specialist.
All Russias, I’m guessing
In order to make sure they were wealthy enough, I’m sure he personally tested them one by one, challenging to send him a big donation in cryptocurrencies.
That’s what a committed President-slash-genius looks like!
Totally, and the deal’s going to happen in two weeks. Definitely two weeks.
Yup, just like we were going to wait 2 weeks to decide whether to engage with Iran, or get trade deals during the temporary tariff lift. So much trust right now.
How profound! I would have thought a group of poor people were sure to snag it up.
Narrator: “he didn’t”
Hi yet your diapers have changed, cheeto.
Bet it’s the Moonies. They’re cashed up and all over right-wing politics across the world.
Hahahaha hahaha hahaha bro, they literally seized every digital channel you all are like “let’s go stand in the street to show people who many of us there are” that’ll fucking change things.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 47 minutes ago
I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…