Suck his dick and balls! He won the race!
Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times
Submitted 1 day ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 56 minutes ago
ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 1 day ago
While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what en penischock translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that “Robinsons penis hängd ute.”
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
i have to note that “robinsons penis hängd ute” is such bad grammar that it’s giving me a minor stroke reading it
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
This was great writing. I’m gonna keep this site in mind.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Defector is fucking great. It’s the team that made Deadspin magical, who all revolted when Deadspin got bought by private equity and run into the ground, and banded together to form an employee-owned outlet whose authors are just all great writers.
The editor in chief of Deadspin, who fought the dumb decisions when private equity took over, ended up resigning if a blaze of glory by posting this article on the site as she left.
She also has a great new book out on how private equity breaks things.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
Thanks for the heads up. 404 Media is also journalist-owned. They are a four person operation churning out great work.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
It’s only a shame that when I click through to explore other articles in instantly hit with the paywall.
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
As a paid subscriber, it’s worth it. Great stuff is posted every day.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
So we turn to the Swedes, who you’d expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.
??? What does this author know that I don’t
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
They do love their meatballs, it stands to reason they love swallowing sausage as well
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Well, he’s not debunking one stereotype about black men.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Nice penis
Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video. I have similar, but easier to contain, issues playing pickleball.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
Pickleball!? There’s an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that’s just the low-hanging fruit.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Love it
Brekky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Am sprinter. Need proof
stoly@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Those are some reasonable parts, congratulations.
atlien51@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Pause?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Thank you defector
myster0n@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 minutes ago
Ah, the dick-and-balls-out stride technique is catching on. Interesting to see how athletes learn from one another and evolve the sport.
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