I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone here would also have hit that window, and the bird is justified.
A story in one photo
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Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
bird did cocaine, hit your window and shat itself
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shit happens
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 1 month ago
Hmmm....
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com, what story do you see here?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You know what birds are predators of?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Flap flap
Whack
Fart
Splat
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Oh shit
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Instructions unclear, tied bird by the balls and its spinning, about to hit the garage door again.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.
sevon@lemmy.kde.social 1 month ago
The bird could have been on a bombing run already.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)…and I put down a broody hen just outside.
They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.
But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the “threat”.
rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
please tell me what u see, i cant even tell which way is up or down
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The white area at the very bottom of the photo is the windowsill I think, it’s taken from inside looking out at the bird strike.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I also didn’t see the window for the wall, guess I’d crash into it too XD
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I heard it once somewhere (so it could be total bullshit), but the birds , who fly into windows, are drunk from overripe berries.
Ergo, don’t forget to put up a poster about drunk driving awareness
clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not bullshit. When I lived in Edmonton, we had a mountain ash tree in our front yard, as did many others along our street. In the winter, the birds would hop from tree to tree, eating the fermented berries, getting more and more blitzed with each
bartree they visited.