A story old as time

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No we not doing that shit on lemmy.

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t tell me what to do! You’re not my mom after I broke both my arms!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Good to see@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world is here to offer sage advice.

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    • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bruh.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oedipal complex? Nah, this is Oedipal county.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We got Nicole for this.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Run for it Lemmy!

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• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cosmo and Wanda playing wingman

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I wish both my arms were broken”

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• fartsparkles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it

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  • JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should keep it that way

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    • BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Both arms?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site

    Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc.

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you for the context.

      Also eww.

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• Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll be honest I laughed out loud, didn’t expect that

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thanks Doc

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He broke his joycons

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