If only my parents knew

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it’s not something I like to think of, lol)

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    And I assume my mom too

    Can confirm

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

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  • DosDude@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that’s incest

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    • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole “sperm = child” thing never clicked for me. Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.

      I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it’s maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don’t know, where the pictured character actually eats children.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s too much.

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• myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

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  • bootloop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You must be fun at parties.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Funnier than religious nuts!

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  • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wonder if there’s a porn of that

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      R34

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How are you doing fellow sex haver?

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, I also participate in the sex

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is vore possible?

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.

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  • Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why?

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      She eats babbies.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, E hit Cronus hard

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