Pee pee is never poo time. But poo time is always poo time.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  looks around

  Yeah, no I did read this title right. That’s the topic.

  Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.

  sigh

  Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I peed. I didn’t poop.

    I pooped and I did pee. It’s science at that point. You can’t deny science.

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m picturing this conversation as a debate in a public plaza in Ancient Greece, surrounded by wizened old men wearing bedsheets and looking really pensive.

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• foggy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is FALSE.

  I remember I was once very sick, and I pooped. No pee.

  I remember distinctly going ‘oh shit does that mean I’m dead?’

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  • Case@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Upon reading the title I thought, this person has never been severely dehydrated before.

    I don’t recommend it, I must say.

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s like really bad. Because the laws of this universe are pretty clear. (B⇒P)∧¬(P⇒B)

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• Karl@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More like you can control the flow of poo during pee pee. But not the flow of pee during poo poo.

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sorry for me it’s binary. It’s one of both.

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• vatlark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why the youtube link? Am I missing something?

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just wanted to add something absolutely random that had nothing to do with the title. This is obviously a shit post (lol) but I didn’t want to leave it blank. I got some serious laughs out over this post.

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    • vatlark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ha, cool, fits the post

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I, a man, once discussed this with a pair of women. I was surprised to learn this was the case for them. At the time I thought it was an anatomy difference, but I’m starting to worry I’m a mutant.

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait what? You can’t N2 without also doing N1???

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• neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The effort and strain of pooping is more than urinating, so it essentially triggers the bladder as a side effect.

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes from my extensive testing and research spanning well over 30 years. I can concur.

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• zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I tend not to poo in my shower, though.

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is it really a shower if you’re not emergency storming shit down the drain hole while your mom is asking why the door is locked?

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    • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re disgusting. One shouldn’t just throw away perfectly good shit like that!

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They said poo time (exclusively) is never poo and pee time.

    They’re saying when you’re the middle of shitting you can also piss but if you’re in the middle of exclusively pissing you can’t shit cause (if you have a penis) you’re standing up.

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