My body is revolting!
Viva la Revolucion (becomes cancer)
Submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
ewo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Gonna write itself a Magna Carta!
transMexicanCRTcowfart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m being held hostage by the cells’ survival instinct.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Autoimmune diseases: ‘off with her head!’
dil@hexbear.net 10 months ago
This might be the bit already, but I unironically think the body is a great metaphor for how society should run!
E.g. different cells have different specializations, but every cell gets the nutrients it needs.
hummy_bee@mander.xyz 10 months ago
My neuro cells now are on the brink of rebellion
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
[off topic?]
bookshop.org/p/books/…/6779499?ean=9780441359172&…
I Will Fear No Evil by Robert Heinlein.
An old man’s brain is transplanted into a young woman’s body. When he wakes up he discovers that she’s still in there…
Malgas@beehaw.org 10 months ago
I thought I was an autonomous collective.
Zenith@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Honestly if you actually accept and embrace this and start treating your body better because you realize it’s actually in charge and taking care of it takes care of you life gets a lot better
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
My cells are governed by light level.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I drown mine with alcohol when they start acting up. Oh you think you can kill me? Well watch me take you fuckers with me!
mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
My body contains several warring factions, each with their own agendas, each conspiring to undermine the other.
Why just last night my hand kept forcing my mouth and liver to process lethal amounts of alcohol, and all the other factions just stood by and did nothing.
BossDj@lemm.ee 10 months ago
There’s an organization that is demanding immediate action to combat body change. All evidence points to regions growing larger than they should, and while some can look in the mirror and straight up deny anything is wrong, most are too set in their ways to change their habits. Some scream that it’s a mental health issue, but they won’t invest time to correct that, either, those hypocrites
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rule by fear. You do have the power to kill them all, make some threats.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s why drinking cures my depression. I kill a few brain cells to keep the rest in line.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We meet again, MTK, for the first time, for the last time…
roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All governments are fundamentally homeostatic but prone to sudden decompensation due to the various feedback loops they contain going wild after a certain threshold is reached.
koper@feddit.nl 10 months ago
My body is an autonomous collective. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical biological ceremony.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 months ago
We’re only pretending to be in control. It’s like being the spokesperson for an organisation trying to explain what all the different departments came up with. But on the other hand, if the spokesperson makes s compelling argument, the rest might fall in line.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bloody peasant!
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
andybytes@programming.dev 10 months ago
I really like this hahaha