Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As long as he didn’t forget… his towel!

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hell yeah, someone caught the reference

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve been telling people for years about the trick to flying but no one ever gets it.

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• FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is an art, or rather a knack to it.

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  • Pipas66@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “And in his astonishment, Arthur missed the ground completely and bobbed off into the air with his brain singing”

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My dad has been trying that a lot recently and it’s only landed him in hospital.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No sir, you are not “learning to fly” you are in the Elderly Care Unit.

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate that it’s basically what I do in most of my dreams

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Dream Me used to be able to bob along gracefully through the air, feet first on their back. I had a rough, uh, let’s just call it decade and I spent a year learning how to lucid dream. Then I enjoyed it so much I didn’t want to do anything else.

    I had to stop because I was spending more time asleep than awake, and well I lived in Utah that was probably a better choice than engaging with my neighbors. That’s neither here nor there. Moved to a healthier locale, have less reason to hide in Slumberland. I haven’t tried in gods knows how long, and I don’t really want to. All that power and control can be addicting.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OOGA-CHAGA

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• valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sauce?

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