Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, I just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
WARNING!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DO NOT ASCEND
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
“They” don’t want you to ascend, don’t listen to “them”.
elvith@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
This sign is not my supervisor!
Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Went and checked, turns out it’s roof access
The voices tho? Skinwalkers
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They took my skin, Jimmy
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skinwalker fingers typed this
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This would fit right in in Control
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”
bappity@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
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If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts
bappity@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
W-Who do the voices belong to?
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NOT your loved ones.
DO NOT ASCEND!
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.
corbin@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
But what if I want to?
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DO NOT ASCEND
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Thats my secret, no one loves me
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
What are you, American Dream?
Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
What in the SCP is this?
wisemanzero@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
(That could be a two-in-one reference, nice)
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A ghost who is also a dick