Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, I just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
WARNING!
Submitted 14 hours ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Godric@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
DO NOT ASCEND
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
“They” don’t want you to ascend, don’t listen to “them”.
elvith@feddit.org 12 hours ago
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
This sign is not my supervisor!
Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Went and checked, turns out it’s roof access
The voices tho? Skinwalkers
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 13 hours ago
Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill
brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
They took my skin, Jimmy
Godric@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Skinwalker fingers typed this
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This would fit right in in Control
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
“Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
W-Who do the voices belong to?
Godric@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
NOT your loved ones.
DO NOT ASCEND!
bappity@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
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If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
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If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
Godric@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts
bappity@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
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iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.
corbin@infosec.pub 12 hours ago
But what if I want to?
Godric@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
DO NOT ASCEND
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Thats my secret, no one loves me
Godric@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 11 hours ago
What are you, American Dream?
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).
Sibshops@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
What in the SCP is this?
wisemanzero@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
(That could be a two-in-one reference, nice)
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water
umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
087
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
A ghost who is also a dick