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Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

https://mashable.com/archive/prehistoric-sex-toys

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    a classic
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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Looking at those all day is enough to break anyone.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    F in the chat for all the improvised fleshlights that did not survive the march of time. Not even an ancient cum sock.

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Probably made out of squishy animal bits instead of the bones.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        still practiced to this day in wales

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    “Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at - I keep getting thrown out of the museum after trying to get hands on experience with them”

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  • Zugyuk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I love it when adverts get placed next to dildos 🤣

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wtf is up with humanity’s primordial fascination with cut dicks?

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      • WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        “Totally retracred or cut” means either the foreskin is cut or that it’s just pulled back.

        We don’t know if it’s cut or not, we can only speculate it looks like one.

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      • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        It’s hard to cut body parts intricately.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?

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  • TDCN@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Great… Now thats also part of my browser history

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      i always use private for links. I think it’s a firefox setting on mobile

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      • somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Damn I had no idea, you made my day

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    hehe, hard

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  • gwilikers@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities - Dr. Martin Rundkvist, archaeologist

    Brilliant.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If you drew eyes on them, any of the lady image could become characters in a Ghibli movie.

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  • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Unfortunately flared bases weren’t invented until the 19th century.

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  • Ludrol@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Cool blog post: …blogspot.com/…/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian…

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