Human rice cooker

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When you want your whole body to smell like someone else’s stinky feet, but don’t want to smell them yourself.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Another pressing problem has been solved!

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Another decisice victory for Temu

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People pay good money for that

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  footjob tent

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• JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unus Anus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

  What a silly one-time thing.

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  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a thing to read at 10 am

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, one-time thing…

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  • karma@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

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  • nihilomaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    pleeeaaase don’t mistype annus

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    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fish-Bach and Nester would approve.

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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

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  • loomi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nope an Asian dieting thing.

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    • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

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    • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

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  • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anything is if you’re brave enough

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Here’s what I don’t get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

  Why the terrible photoshop?

  You’ve got a product. You make it. It’s cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

  And surely somebody who works for you isn’t a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

  But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

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• mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hell, it’s 2025. Don’t act like it’s your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent…

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  • Binky@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy crap that’s funny.

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• kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    toot toot

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Siamese twins with shared legs.

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• callmepk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan…

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hmmmmm

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