Love me a Legume Garlic BLT

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    or anyone with a manual when they find out they are forking with a long trans mission stick, pumping a tight annular spring via their thrust bearing with the primary trans shaft buried deep in the back of their crankshaft through the self lubricating pilot bearing to buffer all the rough asynchronous screwing

    synchro gigiddy mesh gettin your bottom shaft up to speed to fork with fineness without double pounding the annular

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    A pressure plate clutch “diaphragm” or annular spring:
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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait, cars are sexy now?

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    None that I’ve seen

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    cis people when life:

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I don’t mind you’re gay just don’t hit on me” motherfuckers be lookin like

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Non-binary people use malboge because it uses ternary

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    checkmate /lib

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anarchists when they find out about the prostate

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Capitalists when they find out only the first letter is capitalized

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wanted to do a comedy sketch about ordering a BLT with some friends and being asked if I wanted guacamole on it saying yes despite their horrified looks

  Getting one of them to explain BLTG>LGBT before dismissing them and taking a bite

  Cut to my outfit being overly gay and “the voice”

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s the second L? Landlords?

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lettuce

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So it’s: Landlord Gamer Bourgeois Lettuce Tomato?

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Liz Truss is LL Cool J BTQ?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Omg, how have I never seen this joke articulated before now. Hilarious. Solidarity with my LGBTQ+ friends.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

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