What’s under there? Luxurious locks of hair? Bags of cash from his Russian overlords?
Another smaller beanie.
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What’s under there? Luxurious locks of hair? Bags of cash from his Russian overlords?
Another smaller beanie.
Which is also over another smaller beanie.
Russian matryoshka style. Figures.
I assume his skull doesn’t go higher than his eyebrows, so it is beanies all the way down.
a giant dent in his head stuffed with old socks
Watch Men in Black 3 for a small clue.
It isn’t brains.
A suit?
So “Tim Apple” is CEO of Apple, and Tim Pool is on the White House press pool.
Does Trump just believe in some kind of obligate nominative determinism? If I call myself “Tim General”, can I sit on the National Security Council?
Trump probably thinks Tom Tim Cotton runs the cotton industry.
I heard he has the bam bam bigelow tattoo
A balding man.
🔮
Bags of cocaine
newsweek.com/tim-pool-critics-white-house-clothin…
Is this revenge for him mocking Obama for him wearing a brown suit? Glad to see them squabbling over dress code instead of further degrading our republic…
Substance_P@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Tim Pool doesn’t have a formal education beyond the fifth grade - White House press room access sounds like a perfect fit here.