something's got to give

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nothing wrong with me

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Szewek@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro, animals among the most numerous creatures? Bacteria, Archaea, and viruses are surely more numerous. I bet the same applies to fungi and plants. Oh, and protists, since they are unicellular and have twice the total biomass of animals.

  In terms of biomass, animals are barely significant. And they are relatively big. So they surely are less numerous than other groups.

  www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1711842115

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  • 2deck@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Count em

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Something wrong with you

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  • Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Technically, they did say AMONG the most numerous.

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    • Szewek@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, yes, inaccuracy is another issue here. But I assume “the most numerous” means better than average, or at lest not the worst in its category (unless you actually standardize for the time since divergence, then there are probably some niche microbial taxa, some rare extremophiles, that are actually less numerous; still, surely worse than average).

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think anything that not an animal can be accurately called a creature.

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    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then you would be wrong.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who invited this guy?

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am so glad the image went the same place my mind went

  now go enjoy this brilliant parody, “I Can Only Count to Four”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

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• SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  at 1, I’m sitting and thinking of all the beautiful things i could’ve become.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t understand, I coulda had chill. I could have been a capybara. I coulda been somebody… instead of a human, which is what I am, let’s face it.

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      instead of a lyrical oracle and a most appreciative one?

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