I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.
At last we know all his answers
Submitted 2 months ago by Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That would be a fun thing to have. Monthly or whatever meme awards
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I’d do it, but after 2 years I still don’t know how the fediverse works.
can@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife.
Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because his true love is the couch.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
vance was granted a one-time touch of death by thiel to use on the pope.
belastend@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
DEI wife.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Usha Vance to Kamala Harris: “See this babe, you can’t get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that.”
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
a hillbilly who has better makeup.
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
She’s a beard. He’s really Peter Theil’s fuckboy, and everybody knows it, but they pretend they don’t, so nobody wants to ask too many questions.
Karl@programming.dev 2 months ago
His wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 month ago
noice
Feelfold@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 1 month ago
He’s a homosectional
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As if you guys would have made different choices
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope mayying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I respect these choices. Peak chaos shitposting energy
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 month ago
the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout
just wait… he’s gonna come back any day now, as a wooman
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a pretty beard in the middle!
rslogix89@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for this!
lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What’s the couch story?
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…as far as we know.
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
brown_guy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
What’s up with the white sofa?
3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He fucks a couch.
sommerset@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
There are like so many real issues to raise outside of stupid sofa meme.
Raise real demands - uhc,
mandatory vacations,
improving social security,
taxing corporations,
Nationalizing Ocean shores, Nationalizing oil production,
Building nuclear power plants,I don’t care about the couch
Corigan@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is fucking genius.
Love it
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?
KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I feel I’m missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This joke is in the context of the game fuck marry kill (I’ve also heard it as kiss kill marry)
Basically it’s a fun social game (highly dependent on your group) of who’d you have a one stand with, who’d be your better half, and who’d you’d erase from existence
TLDR, it’s from a social game
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’re my favorite writer. Happy to see you’re still alive!