He has risen

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.

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• Lembot_0002@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus Baggins: And they continue to come! Where am I supposed to get that amount of plates?!

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• Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Random question, but when you have an image like this with a ton of that fuzzy noise stuff and then you try to put an image into it without any fuzzy noise crap, what’s the best way to do it? Basically, how do you match noise when compositing images?

  I’ve found some ways to do it online that are decent but it almost always comes out different. Like you can usually totally tell the image doesn’t belong there.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly I don’t think Consuela belongs in this image with or without noise.

    But the answer is “experience with photo editing”

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like she’s got as much right to be in this image as the other dudes

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Last time I did this, I put the inserted elements into new layers and put some filters to generate some noise on these new layers (w/o applying it to the original picture) until it looked somewhat convincing. You might want to experiment with several methods to generate noise and their parameters (or even combine several of them). Also it can be handy to apply these effects to new effect layers on top of the layer(s) you want to adjust and then play around how you mix them.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this is millienial Dave’s Not Here Man

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey! Hey man, it’s Dave! I got the shit! Open up!”

    “Who is it?”

    “IT’S DAVE! I GOT THE SHIT!”

    “Dave’s not here, man. He went to get the shit!”

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s just covering for him she’s got that post-dicking look in her eyes.

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  • PolarKraken@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus, famous pipe-layer

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• CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If anyone’s wondering why the Easter bunny or Easter eggs exist, it’s because they represent Spring and rebirth.

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  • iamnotafishuq@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus gave birth to the bunny (immaculate conception) while he was in the cave and then the bunny went out and laid the eggs

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    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  mister superman no here

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUpAAMAxD_Q

    i wouldnt be too certain

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• Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This really says a lot about America today

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