I will not go quietly

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• KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “But the sign says ‘All You Can Eat’.”

  “yes. that’s all you can eat. now go. out.”

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eat the note while making eye contact with the manager, and then ask for more of those tasty notes because you haven’t had all of them that you can eat.

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• RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bruh

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bro

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a really good buffet my family got to go to when I was kid in South Carolina. We didn’t think to ever figure out what the place was called but we always bring it up saying we should have at least taken a photo or something to remember what it was so that we could go back. Never did…

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol

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    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lmao

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

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    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn bro. Sorry for your loss.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just don’t make it like Jamie Oliver

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• ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?

  We pretty much went straight home.

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  • qbus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mrs Simpson your underoath

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    • ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We drove around until 3 am looking for another all you caneat sea food buffet

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  John Pinette posted this.

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  • blackluster117@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There might have been a reason for that

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay it was bad enough that people were just straight up dipping their hands into the pile, but that one lady who just straight up took a whole second plate and scooped them up was fucking insane 💀

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People going crazy over sea cockroaches

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• Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get your hand off my penis!

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Woooooooooo”

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I came here to post this but you beat me to it

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is DEmocracy Manifest!

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.

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  • standarduser@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About six and a half pounds at Golden Corral

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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