Been holding it in

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• Pissman2020@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it

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  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.

  She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.

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  • witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if it’s too loud, she can probably hear it too lol

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just pretend to check the car boot.

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    • eltrain123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No creepy and/or murdery reason your date is digging around in his trunk after you’re in the car…

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I legit farted as I was opening this post.

  (Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!

    I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.

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  • blackluster117@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them

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