If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one
Been holding it in
Submitted 2 months ago by LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.
She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
if it’s too loud, she can probably hear it too lol
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Just pretend to check the car boot.
eltrain123@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No creepy and/or murdery reason your date is digging around in his trunk after you’re in the car…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I legit farted as I was opening this post.
(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!
I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them
Pissman2020@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.