I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.
They don’t even need to be male or live in the US or even work in film. Anyone with a job title that says “director” would qualify.
Submitted 2 days ago by varyingExpertise@feddit.org to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.
They don’t even need to be male or live in the US or even work in film. Anyone with a job title that says “director” would qualify.
Yeah but in practice it’s only going to be middle-aged men with kids who would say such a thing.
Yes, but you go ahead and construct a description of that scene where the word “director” and “cut” do not show up twice. The chuckle the reader hopefully has comes from completing the reverse construction they have to do. We can enhance their success rate by starting that reverse construction from a known common base, such as a well known cultural reference.
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I get the joke.
Yes. I specifically engineered it to be easily digestable while eliciting at least 2 GPT* (groans per teenager) *if delivered over an avery dinner table.
Why would they need to be male and/or middle aged? Couldn’t anyone who is a director and carving a turkey make this dumb joke?
I think dad-jokes are by their nature unfortunately limited to the group I have described. Every other kind of person makes them, they’re just common bad jokes.
I think dad-jokes are by their nature unfortunately limited to the group I have described. Every other kind of person makes them, they’re just common bad jokes.
I am going to have to disagree with you there. Dad jokes is an entire genre of jokes in and of itself. It transcends age and gender; it’s all about the attitude.
Check out Mom’s Dad Jokes on Instagram to see what I mean.
Also, my 10-year-old son loves telling dad jokes. He hates when I tell dad jokes, but he loves telling them.
furiously angry
I see people asking why male + middle aged is relevant. I don’t see anyone furiously angry.
They are dad jokes, not bad jokes!
Have you never watched TV and movies?! Only a man can carve a Thanksgiving turkey. Had they not specified middle aged men, I might have thought about a young woman cutting a turkey, and that would be such a ridiculous concept that I would have TOTALLY missed the directors cut punchline! No, no, the joke is FAR more effective when it reinforces a stereotype that pretty much only exists in fiction.
dissecting a frog
The real meat of the joke is on the inside?
I shamelessly crossposted this to c/dadjokes
I’ve never thought of this, even though I make the turkey every year.
Thank you for the inspiration
You are very welcome. Cherish the eye-rolling.
Are you a director? That may be why. You’re not a writer. A writer probably calls it a writer’s strike.
Idk whether or not this is stolen, it’s the first time I’m reading it and it made me lol out loud.
i’m going to start saying this at every thanksgiving. if anyone questions me i’ll just say i’m the acting thanksgiving director.
The only thing worse than a bad joke is no joke at all.
dad to the bone
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
If this joke emitted radiation, it would be measured in kiloDads per second.
varyingExpertise@feddit.org 2 days ago
Shared pain is half the pain, thank you all for putting in the effort.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Not great, not terrible