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John Cena has the physique of an overgrown dwarf.
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Submitted 1 year ago by outofhand@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Bruh lmao
systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My home. I bought it. I will wear my underwear anywhere I like.
Oh, you are sleeping over at your friend’s instead? Good daughter, let another family traumatize you!
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My dad used to watch porn in the living room while my cousins and I used to play video games on the PC right beside the TV. He always left the volume too loud, honestly who actually wants to hear fake moaning anyway?
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That is certainly inappropriate, but does explain 2/3 of your username.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aside from all the issues… Who tf watches porn “recreationally”? I’m assuming he wasn’t jerking off. Please tell me he wasn’t jerking off.
lapping6596@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He was watching it for the story!
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 1 year ago
Kanye, so it tracks
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
honestly I’d be more creeped out if he wasn’t
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I’m sorry you had to deal with that as a kid.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Sound or not that’s a red flag 😵
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 year ago
That crosses a line. Like seriously that’s not ok for an adult to do near children.
Goated@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bruh, did he never saw you guys peeking?
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We flat out told him, he didn’t gaf.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow now that takes the prize for awkward
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I got this beat.
My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.
Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 year ago
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶🌫️
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lmao my mom was a drunk sleepwalker too but she just yelled at us really confusingly, I guess I should be grateful 😂😂
Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
OK, new reality show: Drunken Sleepwalk Dorm.
outofhand@reddthat.com 1 year ago
[deleted]peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
I respect the mindset but in practice I’m far too paranoid about getting the cops called on me for indecent exposure.
I know the law is blah blah blah expectation of privacy in a home, but you tell me Karen won’t glimpse me playing beat saber fully dressed in my birthday suit and immediately call the cops tell them the neighbor in basement is flashing himself in his home to her and the neighbor kids coming by.
If I could remember to always check my blinds, maybe I would. Well. Not when my son is around, cause I remember that as a kid and it was more like “uuuuuughhhhh whyyy?”
lath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This from the latest Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
essell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Snow Tighty-Whitey
lath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Half the layer of clothing, double the invisibility!
outofhand@reddthat.com 1 year ago
[deleted]lath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Her camouflage skills need some more work. Should’ve watched Predator beforehand…
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your dad is swole but has odd proportions
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
John Cena with Chris Benoit body
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Looks like: Character designer dad.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
This is my partner’s behavior, even when his kids have/had friends over. No amount of coaxing or attempting to shame altered the behavior. But to give him credit, wearing briefs (aka tightie whities in my part of the world) is 110% improvement over my stepdad’s behavior. He was a “sleep walker” who slept nude. I thank the heavens and David Bowie for this, but I only ever saw him nude once, it was from behind, and in near complete darkness.