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John Cena has the physique of an overgrown dwarf.
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Submitted 11 months ago by outofhand@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Bruh lmao
systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My home. I bought it. I will wear my underwear anywhere I like.
Oh, you are sleeping over at your friend’s instead? Good daughter, let another family traumatize you!
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My dad used to watch porn in the living room while my cousins and I used to play video games on the PC right beside the TV. He always left the volume too loud, honestly who actually wants to hear fake moaning anyway?
toynbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That is certainly inappropriate, but does explain 2/3 of your username.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aside from all the issues… Who tf watches porn “recreationally”? I’m assuming he wasn’t jerking off. Please tell me he wasn’t jerking off.
lapping6596@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He was watching it for the story!
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 11 months ago
Kanye, so it tracks
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
honestly I’d be more creeped out if he wasn’t
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m sorry you had to deal with that as a kid.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Sound or not that’s a red flag 😵
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
That crosses a line. Like seriously that’s not ok for an adult to do near children.
Goated@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Bruh, did he never saw you guys peeking?
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We flat out told him, he didn’t gaf.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow now that takes the prize for awkward
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I got this beat.
My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.
Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅
Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 months ago
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶🌫️
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lmao my mom was a drunk sleepwalker too but she just yelled at us really confusingly, I guess I should be grateful 😂😂
Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
OK, new reality show: Drunken Sleepwalk Dorm.
outofhand@reddthat.com 11 months ago
[deleted]peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 months ago
I respect the mindset but in practice I’m far too paranoid about getting the cops called on me for indecent exposure.
I know the law is blah blah blah expectation of privacy in a home, but you tell me Karen won’t glimpse me playing beat saber fully dressed in my birthday suit and immediately call the cops tell them the neighbor in basement is flashing himself in his home to her and the neighbor kids coming by.
If I could remember to always check my blinds, maybe I would. Well. Not when my son is around, cause I remember that as a kid and it was more like “uuuuuughhhhh whyyy?”
lath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This from the latest Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
essell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Snow Tighty-Whitey
lath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Half the layer of clothing, double the invisibility!
outofhand@reddthat.com 11 months ago
[deleted]lath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Her camouflage skills need some more work. Should’ve watched Predator beforehand…
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your dad is swole but has odd proportions
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
John Cena with Chris Benoit body
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Looks like: Character designer dad.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
This is my partner’s behavior, even when his kids have/had friends over. No amount of coaxing or attempting to shame altered the behavior. But to give him credit, wearing briefs (aka tightie whities in my part of the world) is 110% improvement over my stepdad’s behavior. He was a “sleep walker” who slept nude. I thank the heavens and David Bowie for this, but I only ever saw him nude once, it was from behind, and in near complete darkness.