Everybody poops
Do spiders poop ?
Submitted 2 months ago by x4740N@lemm.ee to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee 2 months ago
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Glory_of_Fire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can I steal this? I’m going to regardless but I wanted to be polite first. ;p
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As read by Morgan Freeman
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My sister got pregnant back in 2011. So I got her the book and audiocd of “Go the fuck to sleep”.
She did NOT find it funny.
Delta_V@lemmy.world 2 months ago
counterpoint: nobody poops but you
rikudou@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Counterpoint: I’m literally pooping right now and I’m not the person you replied to.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That article is really fuzzing up the definition of “poop,” I’d argue over half those entries are just how the thing poops weirdly. I guess if you get into semantics it may be technically true but I just consider pooping to be eliminating bodily waste so to me that whole article is like, “look how oddly these things poop.” 😅
ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What do you think spider web is? Just kidding, it’s not poop. I think.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yes they do. Every living thing does. Even plants do in their own way.
I keep Fish, shrimp, snails, and isopods and they all do too. Fish and shrimp actually poop quite a lot, especially the latter. I don’t think I could ever eat shrimp after seeing how many turds those things produce.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its why they call it a vain not what it really is a poop tube in shrimp
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier
brokenlcd@feddit.it 2 months ago
Incorporated septic tank
tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who better to answer this question than @TheFeatureCreature?
TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
😎
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Adult mayflies don’t, they don’t even have a digestive system or even mouth. They just reproduce and die.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Die because they can’t shit!
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Do trees poop?
thisismyname@lemm.ee 2 months ago
www.todayifoundout.com/…/do-trees-poop/
I started quoting relevant parts but there’s so many different ways they get rid of waste that it got silly.
In a nutshell (lol): sap, leaves, petals, fruit, dead wood inside the tree, and root excretions are all kind of tree poop in their own ways.