These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??
My coffee table had never had everything but coffee placed on it.
Submitted 1 year ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I usually just poor coffee all over my table
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
that would be a challenge.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 year ago
BE the change that you would like to see in the world... 🫠
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!
…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 1 year ago
Idk. Maybe change that?
3dmvr@lemm.ee 1 year ago
maybe he prefers tea
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same here, I don’t even drink coffee.