My coffee table had never had everything but coffee placed on it.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!

  …now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My butt especially.

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    • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about my butt?

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess every table in my house is a coffee table

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk. Maybe change that?

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.

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  • 3dmvr@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe he prefers tea

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The real shower thoughts in the comments.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that would be a challenge.

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• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I usually just poor coffee all over my table

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• breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same here, I don’t even drink coffee.

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• xoggy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Occasional tables.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BE the change that you would like to see in the world... 🫠

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