Go into debt if you have to

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hi, is this product still available?

  I have 20 cents for a down payment.

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• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hang on, I’ll ask my bank to give me a small loan of $20 million. I’m sure they will not laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, they’ll laugh at first, but then you’ll get taken upstairs and Jamie will open a bottle of your favorite Tequila, telling you that he thinks you need an even bigger credit line than you applied for.

    Wait, you don’t run a wildly unprofitable company “worth” several billion dollars? Welp, sounds like a you problem.

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not a me problem. I blame my parents for trying to be good humans and teaching values instead of just enslaving people in apartheid-ridden emerald mines.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just ask your Dad, dude.

    youtu.be/XE0nOfTA3pY

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe If you cut back on morning coffee and avocado toasts, you wouldn’t need a $20 million loan.

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The way economy is heading, this might be an accurate statement.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you tried asking mom and dad?

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  • ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Power of hard work and sacrifice right there, a true testament to the spirit of capitalism. If you can, all can.

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dump terrifying greenhouse gas methane into the atmosphere at industrial levels, go into debt if you have to.

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You basically just described the energy/economic strategy of most of the world’s countries…

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  • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m contributing valiantly to this cause with my farts

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