When they tell you "oh of course it's safe" they are lying

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• xorollo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh haha , sure, but somebody please give the back story for this picture. Why is there a hole in his head?

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a joke, it’s not true. In case you took this seriously.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If pregnant and having sex would that mean it’s a threesome?

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  • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also, isn’t it illegal at the point?

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [old joke]

  Two men are sitting outside the maternity ward. One guy says to the other, ‘first kid?’

  ‘Yes. How about you?’

  ‘This is number seven for us.’

  ‘Seven kids? Wow! Mind if I ask you something? How long after the birth before you start having sex again?’

  'Depends on if they give my wife a private room or not."

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On a sadder note, there are a lot of instances of men forcing themselves on their partners who just gave birth. Some nurses do catch them trying to make love in the hospital. But it’s usually… not exactly the new mom’s idea to do it. Not sure why you would want to bang a torn, soft, expanded, bleeding treasure cave to begin with but ok.

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s evil…

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t kink shame.

      /s

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  • Kayday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Commenting to appease my anxiety, ignore me if I bother you.

    Doctors generally recommend abstaining from sex for 6 weeks after giving birth.

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    • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if the birth was sold instead?

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sharing an overly personal story because I think it’s funny.

      When my first marriage was swirling the drain, and my wife and I hadn’t had sex for a number of months, I was visiting my parents, who were in their late 60s at the time. I noticed that my mom kept getting up to go to the bathroom, so I asked my dad if she was okay and he said she had a yeast infection that was bothering her and they didn’t know what to do about it. I told him that those were generally pretty easy, she can get a cream that will take care of it in about a week. Not much else to it other than avoid sex for a couple weeks.

      My dad looked incredulous. He said “A couple WEEKS? Like two full weeks? No sex at all for TWO WEEKS? If we don’t do that, will it go away on its own?” My dad, pushing 70, was having a hard time coming to grips with the thought of going two weeks without sex, while I was in my 20s and hadn’t had sex for four or five months.

      I remember driving home and thinking, “Well there’s something I didn’t need to think about.”

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• pankkake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?

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  • Benjaben@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    PreGANANANT?!?!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can you down a 24-foot waterfall prengent?

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  • troybot@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can u get preganté?

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    • maxenmajs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How is babby formed?

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