No, they just bought the name.
Two decades after Enron’s bankruptcy, the company is back as a crypto firm?
Submitted 4 weeks ago by tkw8@lemm.ee to technology@lemmy.world
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catloaf@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
archonet@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Well it is very on-brand.
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
The Sansui of the crypto world
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ok…see this??? See this shit??? Let’s recap. Connor Gaydos, the “birds aren’t real” guy, bought the name “Enron” in order to use it for a company that deals in cryptocurriencies. You know. That thing that was hot for a bit until it became obvious they were all scams.
And now this is happening.
This sequence of events, is so long in the making you’d have to back to the days of Elian Gonzalas being held at gunpoint in a Miami closet, to cover the whole debacle.
And with all this in your face absurdism, with this much history of being untrustworthy and corrupt, we live on a planet where people thought “Yeah. Yeah this is what I want. Thismay as well happen.”
Do you see why I say I’m surrounded by morons? I live on the same planet that these events transpired. Even The Onion is like “GOD DAMNIT!!! STOP STEALING OUR ROUTINE!!!” as they scream angerly into general society.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
This is great. Please become a journalist.
JWBananas@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Elian Gonzalas
hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
No it’s not. It’s just a publicity stunt.
just_another_person@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
People are absolute fucking suckers. Can’t fucking believe this.
BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s like intentional misspellings in Nigerian Prince emails. Anyone dumb enough to buy in is already a promising mark.
captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 4 weeks ago
Appropriate, really.
futatorius@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Crypto is one of the only businesses where use of the Enron name could conceivably improve their reputation.
zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ars ate the onion?
echodot@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Is crypto still really a thing? I thought that scam had sailed.
Hell we’ve had a whole other GPU sink since then.
tb_@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Every other few days there’s “news” of another meme coin rug pull
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They failed to mention the new CEO.
It’s Connor Gaydos, the “birds aren’t real” guy.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
I’m confused by this Birds aren’t real book.
Is it satire? Is it a “real” conspiracy that real people believe in?
And yeah in this timeline both options are possible even simultaneously.
psud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
It’s a parody conspiracy theory, in the same way as the flying spaghetti monster was a parody religion. People participated “eyes open” (aware it was parody, doing it as a joke) others adopted it “eyes closed” (believing it)
Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
It’s satire, that real people believe in