Tell her

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• Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!

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  • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• D1m1tri@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not small, it is an above average sized cilinder

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It’s not, it’s just that the rest of me is so big it appears small.”

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LMAO, It actually make sense for you.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      6’6’’

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• m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because I take estrogen

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• apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually that’s one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This funniest shit I have read today LOL

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• hypertown@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Said a girl with literally no size smh

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  • anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, women have it bigger than male.

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• MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not small, it’s average size, bit big even…

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• Tabooki@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s only small in relation to your…

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because you are not my type.

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• Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn’t fit in the jar.

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cuz it’s eepy

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• Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Come back in a few years once you’ve grown up

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As it turns out, I think I’m hung =/ I’ve only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don’t like to use it and it’s wasted on me

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Deflect with head pats!

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!! LET ME OUT!!!

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• CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m just not that into you.

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• djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You should see how it feels first.

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