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“Fly Me to the Moon” is a stupid song. You want to know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars? Extremely unpleasant.

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah and you want to play among the stars? They are all lightyears away from each other so you’d just be playing in empty space. Makes no sense at all.

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    • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are all lightyears away from us, but there are some star clusters, particularly closer to the middle of the Milky Way, that are relatively close to each other.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “relatively” is doing a shitload of work there

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      • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also, what if there were like, large, space fairing celestial beings which might be biblical spirits or alien monsters in mech suits?.. And they can like, ninja around in space. The song might make more sense for them.

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      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now look, there’s the moon and mars but if you want to visit the middle of the Milky Way that’s a whole different kind of operation my friend.

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  • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every song ever is about romance, sex or drugs.

    This song is about romance. They didn’t mean it literally.

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    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every song ever is about romance, sex or drugs.

      You need to open up your music tastes…

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      • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        92% of songs are about love or sex.

        That’s got nothing to do with my personal taste, that’s sex selling (pop) music.

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    • 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or death.

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    • RandomPancake@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s old, but still entirely factual:

      i0.wp.com/img.photobucket.com/…/trolling.png

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  • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God damn it.

    Now it’s in my head.

    You insidious bastard.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Listen to it to get it out of your head! I recommend the Blossom Dearie version.

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love turns you stupid. Blissfully stupid

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, in other words, what they’re trying to say is , “darling, hold my hand. Darling, kiss me.”

    /s

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or maybe “in other words, fuck the moon, in other words, please destroy it”.

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  • QuarterSwede@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Made me chuckle this morning. Of course the writer, Bart Howard, wasn’t being literal. I bet what’s really eating at you is how much money they’ve made on this song for nonsensical lyrics.

    Great tune. 😜

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be honest, I just heard the song and thought, “what a silly thing to sing.”

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      • QuarterSwede@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We need more silly in this world, don’t we?

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t care! Seeing spring on Mars and Jupiter would be fucking awesome!

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spring on Jupiter is a bit windy

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  • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    reddit post (complementary)

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    • FindME@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is it complementary to? I’m not seeing the angle in the post.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spring on Jupiter is delightful! The way the helium3 layer playful mixes with the metallic lithium layer… majestic.

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doubtful. Jupiter’s atmosphere is almost exclusively comprised of hydrogen and regular helium (helium-4). Helium-3 mainly forms due to nuclear fusion processes (like in our sun) and Jupiter’s core isn’t hot enough for that. There is also no “lithium layer”, lithium is maybe a trace element on Jupiter but not something you’d regularly see outside of the core.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not if Utada signs it.

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