TransplantedSconie
@TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
- Comment on Twitter is officially X.com now 18 hours ago:
That’s what I’m getting at. The site itself was pure poison, but the logo, the term “tweet” was literally genius.
- Comment on Twitter is officially X.com now 20 hours ago:
Imagine being such a chode you throw away a great brand name that people have known worldwide for 18 years.
Elmo is a fucking moron.
- Comment on The teens making friends with AI chatbots 1 week ago:
I, too, salute our soon to be digital overlords.
- Comment on blast me off, fam 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are the people who read terms and conditions the same people who pre-heat their ovens? 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without telling me you don’t know how to cook.
- Comment on The Apple Vision Pro’s eBay prices are making me sad 2 weeks ago:
Because he’s an idiot?
- Comment on You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 3 weeks ago:
I just want one that delivers a beer and a hunk of summer sausage.
But a flamethrower? I guess…sure?
- Comment on #justposeidonthings 4 weeks ago:
“Dammit, monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree-fitty!” It said, “How about just two-fitty?” I said, “Oh, now it’s only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!”
- Comment on House Moves Toward Bundling TikTok Bill With Aid to Ukraine and Israel 4 weeks ago:
Have you tried turning your job off and turning it back on again after 15 seconds? Worked for my wifi.
- Comment on House Moves Toward Bundling TikTok Bill With Aid to Ukraine and Israel 4 weeks ago:
It doesn’t because you not being able to afford a studio apartment doesn’t plunge NATO into a war.
I gotta be honest, this is probably the stupidest comparison I’ve ever heard.
- Comment on House Moves Toward Bundling TikTok Bill With Aid to Ukraine and Israel 4 weeks ago:
It sucks I know, but if it gets Ukraine aid passed, lump in everything together. That’s the most important piece of legislation needed right now and we need it to pass.
- Comment on All New Atlas | Boston Dynamics 4 weeks ago:
This thing running you down with the dog-bot?
creepiness chef’s kiss
- Comment on tremendous 5 weeks ago:
I know this is hard to fathom but its because those people are more stupid than he is.
- Comment on Elon Musk just gave another Mars speech—this time the vision seems tangible 5 weeks ago:
Send Elmo first. Then don’t go back.
- Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse 5 weeks ago:
Had totality for 1 min 22 seconds. The entire time I was slack-jawed or going “Holy shit!” My kids were going bananas lol
- Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse 5 weeks ago:
To busy fighting off wolves and rabid prospectors.
- Comment on Evangelical app 'Bless Every Home' is mapping personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking” rituals targeting them. 2 months ago:
Of course it’s some shit-stain in Florida doing this.
Just Google map search Mapping Center for Evangelism and his home address pops up.
- Comment on Evangelical app 'Bless Every Home' is mapping personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking” rituals targeting them. 2 months ago:
Good luck with that in our town lol. We recently passed a town wide ordinance against “door to door salesmen” which would cover this bulBarry.
Plus, my driveway is 100 yards long, and my dogs are very barky.
- Comment on Killer drones pioneered in Ukraine are the weapons of the future 2 months ago:
The Radio Guy in the squad just got real important lmao
- Comment on Study featuring AI-generated giant rat penis retracted entirely, journal apologizes 2 months ago:
Me:
Impactful world news: Pass
Troubling local US news: Pass
News about giant rat penis: Click
*sips coffee slowly.
- Comment on Are We Transitioning From Capitalism to Silicon Serfdom? 2 months ago:
Right? All the fuckers yelling at them are 70-90 years old and don’t even understand the shit they are yelling at him about. They certainly understand how their portfolio is doing, though.
- Comment on The Tech Plutocrats Dreaming of a Right-Wing San Francisco 2 months ago:
What the fuck is a “parallel union”?
One that advocates no protection, longer hours, and shitty pay?
Oh yeah, asshole. Thats what we working class want.
Keep getting hammered. Maybe your liver will do us all a favor and take you out of the game.
- Comment on Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all 2 months ago:
I deliver to a Tesla dealership/lemon farm everyday, and they had one on display. It had a smudge on the driver side rear quarter panel that they never got buffed out.
- Comment on 4chan daily challenge sparked deluge of explicit AI Taylor Swift images 3 months ago:
- Comment on Musk says Tesla will hold shareholder vote ‘immediately’ to move company’s incorporation to Texas 3 months ago:
Would you leave either of those to sleep on the floor of a car factory?
- Comment on Kaspersky's iShutdown Tool Detects Pegasus Spyware and Other Mawlare on iOS Devices 3 months ago:
Correct.
Slava Ukraini
- Comment on ‘Don’t Mess With Us’: WebMD Parent Company Demands Return to Office in Bizarre Video 4 months ago:
Bullshit to the "We are more productive when together " line.
No, they are not. Commutes eat into productivity big time. It would take my wife sometimes 2+ hours to get into work in Boston. Now, she puts the kids onto the bus and logs in. Last year, they even said they were the most productive they’ve been in the companies history (200 plus years, mind you).
Now it’s “We need to be in person to be more productive” bullshit. These assholes sunk too much money into corporate real estate.
- Comment on Actor paid to pose as crypto CEO “deeply sorry” about $1.3 billion scam 4 months ago:
- Comment on Federation is completely broken. 4 months ago:
I can see them on Sync for Lemmy.