wild seals

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I approve the use of seagulls as the absolute lack of morality, an all terrain nightmare creature born of pure id.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And they’re pricks when you’re deep sea fishing

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well is it an American-born cat weighing 300 kilos and with the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull? Because they could run for president.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The real sea puppers are sea loins. They’re like angry mastiffs who like to shoulder check anything and everything that’s the same height as them, but seals just want to watch the world burn.

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How to tell apart assorted bag-shaped animals.

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just watched a 25min video on half dog/half bag animals, wtf?

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    • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you! That’s a great video.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, I don’t have experience, but this is absolutely my impression too.

    Seals live in giant colonies, arent invincible, and even within colonies their life is one permanent hustle.

    Lions on the other hand live through hardships more individually and as higher/top predators have to understand the concept of other individuals & their situation (the double edged empathy skill) better, or at least something that is closer to our kin.

    But also the post was from a scientists pov - let seagulls loose on Wall Street & they will just get jobs, neither of those groups would think it sus they are suddenly stealing each others fries.

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sea loins

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seriously. Don’t mess with seals.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re cockatoos that leveled up water and cold resistance perks

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• RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seals are absolutely adorable little rat bastards. Love em.

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• masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The hippopotamus of the sea, and sometimes land.

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• TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They certainly can be noisy.

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  • Idontevenknowanymore@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That had no reason to slap that hard and I’m thrilled that it did.

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re trying to leave a mailing list.

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• ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If a cat weighed 300 pounds, had the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull, it would be a dog. It’s just a dog. Seals are exactly sea puppers, people just don’t know what a pupper really is.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What social media platform is that? Tumblr?

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  • notthebees@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yup it’s Tumblr

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see good stuff come from there, but I’m not willing to sift through it to find good content. Needs to be a bash.org best of style thing

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