Adulting rule

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just add a truck hurtling towards you at terrifying speed.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That isn’t adulting, that is an isekai anime

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hm… I should go out in public with my leash and collar like this and maybe that’ll help me find someone else to hold the leash. 🤔

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  • fnrir@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”

    (also, instance name checks out)

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I am a fox,” said the fox.
    “Please - tame me!”

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  • Forester@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pro tip get a collar with a handle

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• thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.

  Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Except you only think you’re the one holding the leash.

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    or rather the leash makes you not see the yoke

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  with the exception that most of us are not as self loyal and dog like.

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