Forester
@Forester@yiffit.net
- Comment on It pains to admit but i got Bird Jones'ed when buying my first telescope 4 days ago:
It’s an inferior telescope with a fancy mirror to make it work
- Comment on I put on my robe and my wizard hat 4 days ago:
Señor yo es gringo y mi dictado automático es no bueno
- Comment on Do the ultra-rich consume popular media? 4 days ago:
I hate to break it to you, but the only thing that Reagan and Walker have seen of the last few years is the lid of their coffins
- Comment on I put on my robe and my wizard hat 5 days ago:
Porque, er no dos!
- Comment on The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ 6 days ago:
Like this? youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?si=sDYZT5z_FlyiMan-
- Comment on POV: me shitposting in every comment section of posts that refer to bananas 3 weeks ago:
Terracotta is infinitely recyclable?
- Comment on POV: me shitposting in every comment section of posts that refer to bananas 3 weeks ago:
youtube.com/shorts/UVRLpeMG4X8?si=9GKFHSd9brWuxvz…
Banana terracotta pie
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Is this rhetorical? He’s an autocratic dictator who has purged competition is committing/ committed an invasion of his neighbors and trying to re-establish into Russian ethno State. What point are you trying to prove. clearly by the definitions that us random passers by to this comment section have understood he is a Nazi in the modern vernacular.
- Comment on Adulting rule 3 weeks ago:
Pro tip get a collar with a handle
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
Show me where I said that you were wrong. I have stated what I believe. I have called you descriptions of your attitude. I have expressed amusement that somebody who clearly does not believe in religion would enter into uninvited arguments from a false position of authority on the subject matter while you are very clearly not somebody who’s actually read it. This is not an attack. I would implore you to work on your reading comprehension skills as they seem to be lacking.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
I’ve read your comment history your tone is repugnant and condesending. I do not believe that my definition of hostile and your definition of hostile can be reconciled if you think your comments are amicable.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
Have you ever considered that I do believe in a literal Jesus that lived and died. My personal interpretation is God an nth dimensional being fires up the sim known as our universe and has fun designing spacetime and life in our sim for a few billion years. Eventually he gets bored and wants more interactive NPCs. So then God decided to impart sapience via further evolution to our human ancestors. He gets frustrated with the NPCs and their weird primate behaviors and tries to do the authority figure bit, it fails. Makes a new plan become part human and live as a human to understand our perspective better. Immediately realizes how fucked his creation is once it is able to be experienced in our time based chemistry driven existence and absolves the whole sin thing.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
It’s so nice that you showed up to have a bad fave argument. Look at you so precocious.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
Just a little fun fact about the abrahamic religions.
It’s explicitly stated that there are other gods. It’s just that the abrahamic one does not like them and wants to be the god of everything.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
It blows my mind that there are atheists who read the Bible literally.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
Clearly you’ve never played telephone.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
So it’s more like God appears to this guy named Abraham and tells him the story and then his great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great! Great, great great grandchildren wrote it down.
- Comment on Modern Cinderella 1 month ago:
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
- Comment on repost 2 months ago:
Sweetie, I will gladly have a philosophical and religious debate with you right here right now.
- Comment on Religious people: The world is ending 2 months ago:
“However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.".
I feel like I should start calling myself an ironic Christian because I’ve actually read the book.
- Comment on Veggitale facts 2 months ago:
And thus begins the new pile of bodies
- Comment on Veggitale facts 2 months ago:
Show me one government not built on a pile of bodies
- Comment on Bumble 2 months ago:
I’m not a 10 of 10 but have consistently been complimented through my life and it’s still a wasteland. I am bi and it’s staggering the night and day difference I get with women vs men. 99% of the women never respond with more than a three word response and it’s pulling teeth to even get those. Sincerely 6ft tall fit white dude.
- Comment on How do people in this day in age become nazis/neonazies sexist or even incels when there is so much knowledge against it? Do they get anything out of being that way? 2 months ago:
Use the full quote
- Comment on Exclusive | NYC migrants who jumped, bit two NYPD cops cut loose without bail: ‘Open war on cops’ 3 months ago:
It’s the craziest thing. A bunch of dudes were walking down the street and got hassled by some cops. The two jack boots Beavis and Butthead decided that they were going to try to harass six dudes. Unfortunately, Beavis and Butthead did not understand basic math. Also, they did not understand that assaulting random passers-by on the street is not legal. It’s so illegal that even if you do happen to have a big shiny goldn badge 8" up in up your asshole it’s still assault. Cctv is a marvelous thing.
- Comment on I wonder how many US babies have been named Donald in the last few years and may live to regret it. 3 months ago:
You may notice how I said. I believe not that I factually looked it up. The source was it came to me in a dream this is why it’s important to do research on the internet
- Comment on I wonder how many US babies have been named Donald in the last few years and may live to regret it. 3 months ago:
1/10 of eligible voters is the actual statistic I believe
- Comment on I'll get right on that 3 months ago:
Thankfully my customers don’t have physical access to the servers. But I have told somebody to pull the power plug out of the wall and read me the serial number on it once to force them to power off.
- Comment on I'll get right on that 3 months ago:
Sometimes it’s shit posting on Lemmy
- Comment on I'll get right on that 3 months ago:
I just merged the tickets