xcoffee

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• teletext@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Whoever takes the last cup brews a new pot.” I think that’s already mentioned in the Bible as the “golden rule”.

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”

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    • sweatersocialist@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol

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    • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s the damned truth

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  • BlackAura@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.

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• hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is my purpose?

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You watch the coffee pot.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh dregs.

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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Laziness is the mother of invention.

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Forever replacing the job of the intern.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?

    Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.

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• Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hence error 418.

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know Solaris when I see it.

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