What is my purpose?
xcoffee
Submitted 20 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 17 hours ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 hours ago
I know Solaris when I see it.
moody@lemmings.world 18 hours ago
Laziness is the mother of invention.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Forever replacing the job of the intern.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?
Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.
Malgas@beehaw.org 17 hours ago
teletext@reddthat.com 19 hours ago
“Whoever takes the last cup brews a new pot.” I think that’s already mentioned in the Bible as the “golden rule”.
BossDj@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”
sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 18 hours ago
my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol
propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 hours ago
That’s the damned truth
BlackAura@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.