WW2

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maurice’s atrocities were so bad that they don’t even put them in the history books. The Holocaust pails in comparison to the things that Maurice committed.

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    mauricecaust

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They speak of the eastern front and then the western front … but no one ever speaks of the Maurice Front

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fucking space cowboys.

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    • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even r/spacedicks won’t post the historical photos from the aftermath of “The Muarice Massacre”.

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some people call me… Maurice.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  who is the red one if the green one is Italy?

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Evil Italy (France)

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Allied powers:

  UK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  USA 🇱🇷

  USSR 🇷🇺

  Angelo 🗿

  China 🇨🇳

  France 🇹🇩

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    did… did you piss on the flag of France

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    • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No it’s Banana milkshake that I got in Romania. Or was it Chad… 🤔

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where’s Ireland???

  “Lana, I remembered a key detail about the target. He’s from a country that was an axis power.”

  “How did you get Axis power from Ireland???”

  “Were they not?”

  “THEY WERE NEUTRAL! YOU ASSHOLE!”

  “None of this actually matters. I’m actually Canadian.”

  “WHAT???”

  “Yeah. I grew up in Alberta.”

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not my pic but yeah.

    However it does add to the shitpost vibe

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• roboto@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane.

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• 299792458ms@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I knew it

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  y.yarn.co/1e9791e4-8130-4a0d-9bdf-d457a22d043d.mp…

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      GIF/clip of Maurice from Madagascar saying I’m sure this democracy thing is just a fad in Madagascar 2.

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