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- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
African snaaaaake
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
Boobs big sexy
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
DON’T DELETE THIS!!! (it scared the crap outta me)
Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked evey window and every door. But there was one window in the basement that would not close completely.
Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door.
Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.
But at one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the clock…it was 2:30. She snuggled down again wondering what had woken her…when she heard a noise. It was a dripping sound. She thought that she had left the water running, and now it was dripping into the drain of her sink. So thinking it was no big deal she decided to go back to sleep.
But she felt nervous so she reached her hand over the edge of her bed, and let the dog lick her hand for reasurance that he would protect her. Again at about 3:45 she woke up hearing drippping. She was slightly angry now but went back to sleep anyway. Again she reached down and let the dog lick her hand. Then she fell back to sleep.
At 6:52 the girl decided that she had had enough…she got up just in time to see her parents were pulling up to the house. "Good,"she thought. “Now somebody can fix the sink…'cause I know I didn’t leave it running.” She walked to the bathroom and there was the collie dog, skinned and hung up on the curtain rod. The noise she heard was its blood dripping into a puddle on the floor. The girl screamed and ran to her bedroom to get a weapon, incase someone was still in the house…and there on the floor, next to her bed she saw a small note, written in blood, saying: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO MY BEAUTIFUL.
Now it is time for you to lock all the windows and doors. This letter is the only chain letter that is true. This did happen many years ago, and the man who killed the dog was never caught. If you delete this letter you will suffer the same fate as the girl in the story did, years after the dog was killed. She was raped and killed in the same town and same house as the dog. Do not dismiss this letter, because if you do, a horrible thing will become of you, everyone will soon know your name. But only because it will be the headline of your local newspaper for a long time. It will read… Small Town Murder On The Loose! You can not chance your luck on a chain letter so serious as this. Give up your chance to send this letter to 23 people and you will be giving up your chance to live. You were warned. I hope that I will not see any murder stories in the papers anytime soon. And now I bid you a good day. And one more thing… you only have 23 minutes… sorry.
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
Funy video
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
sex
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 2 months ago:
Woman naked
- Comment on WW2 2 months ago:
King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane.
- Comment on Jack and Coke 2 months ago:
I was honestly expecting just the jack and some cocaine
- Comment on USA to be renamed to XXX 2 months ago:
Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.
- Comment on que 2 months ago:
It’s Arabic
- Comment on When shitposting becomes constiposting 2 months ago:
Some people can’t help it they have to jump at you for asking a question
- Comment on When shitposting becomes constiposting 2 months ago:
/s means sex
- Comment on When shitposting becomes constiposting 2 months ago:
Yeah idk people kinda get mad when you shitpost in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Sorry for shitposting in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Ahh the good old slow release pills. Yeah if you want to avoid abusing them be careful that you don’t accidentally open the capsule and crush the little balls inside and accidentally snort them through the nose. Because if you crush the balls the coating gets destroyed and it hits you immediately and you don’t want that.
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Alcohol making me come down for days but at least you can tell everyone you’re hungover, it’s super funny and relatable!
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Sometimes I’m getting high and then I feel like I’m in this natural state of chillax where I couldn’t give less fucks about the important project that Randy from sales wants me to deliver on September 17 at 2:30pm. And then I’m thinking why are we living like this, this is way too stressful let’s all take another hit and maybe watch a movie or something instead.
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Who’s dick can I sick for some good old sleep?
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Quitting is for losers!
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Hahahaha it really didn’t seem odd to me that the eyes are in the nose when I first looked at this
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Are you supposed to smell that or lick that for getting high. Wondering what’s the come down like? Getting tired of floating in the endless void
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
I didn’t smoke weed for a couple years but now in Germany you can get it prescribed and delivered to you by a pharmacy, best thing ever, have been ordering different strains and throwing them into a vaporizer. Took some time off from work, was basically just blazing and gaming, renaissance of my teenage years, 10/10 would recommend and no come down. Weed is the shit.
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Ah man ADHD meds are the best, don’t split up the pills and snort them through the nose though as that will have euphoria similar to cocaine and then you’ll have a 10x worse come down than from cocaine but before it was really fun so please don’t do that.
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
Uh I make sure to smoke enough weed and then I just sleep through the phase where everything is boring and depressing compared to hugging strangers in a steamy dark room and feeling a strange connection with the disco lights.
- Comment on Your opinion on coming down from drugs? 2 months ago:
I’m basically on a years long bender at this point and I’m having a BLAST.
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- Comment on Are my standards for women to high? 3 months ago:
Are your balls droopy or tight tho? This picture says nothing.
- Comment on What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up. 3 months ago:
Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.
Not a Sprunk guy eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.
