“Hey, Fryman!”
Crossover we've been waiting for..
Submitted 2 months ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Crewman@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll be…out here…where there are witnesses!
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Finally an animated series made for both halves of my brain
franklin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would legitimately binge this shit out of a crossover series.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
CAUSE WE ARE THE CRYSTAL TEENS
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I watched the show up until Stephen Universe Future and here is my take:
Technically, they’re not female or male, and technically they often appear to swing both ways, although any sexual relations are purely speculation to begin with, including the conception of Stephen as it is entirely plausible Stephen’s mom created him asexually.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They are hard light projections. Their physical bodies are their gemstones. They are genderless, female presenting, sentient space rocks who reproduce via the various bodily secretions of their supreme diamond leaders.
Where White Diamond comes from is a true mystery, but I like to think of her like the Monolith. The creation of a long gone organic species that wanted to seed the universe with life. Only white was a bit more zealous for inorganic life forms and than simple organic life.
As for Steven, it can be assumed, since the gems can shape shift their hard light projection forms, that Rose shape shifted a functioning human female reproductive system centered around her actual gemstone.
But it’s whatevs. I’m a big Steven Universe fan. Free therapy. Never had a cartoon make me cry more than that show.
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Remember everyone, things can be therapeutic but only therapy can be therapy
rbos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That was my theory too - the Gems are a von Neumann probe, created by a possibly-gone species.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where White Diamond comes from is a true mystery
White Diamonds came from Elizabeth Taylor.
senkora@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’ve always thought it was weird how there are two media properties involving genderless gem people.
(the other is Land of the Lustrous)
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know of a few others but I don’t plan to weeb out on you.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Carl deserves the chance to ruin those annoying little shits lol
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 months ago
This is phenomenal, best shit I’ve seen all day and now I need a special of just Carl getting transported through all the cartoon network shows.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know who Carl is, but not the other characters… I’m old.
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Seven universe. Good show.
plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Way better than eight universe, imho
Xenny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ehhhh. I don’t recommend unless you below the ages of 16. It starts as a cool show. Almost has like gayer lesbian DBZ vibes but really falls off in it’s tone and writing. No problem is solved realistically and it’s all hugs magic and sparkles in the end.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 months ago
“I ain’t saying there’s nothing wrong with that. I am down with the Lesbians!”
But uhhh, you keep saying some shit about not being women but hippy dippy light, I am pretty sure that big one is just two midgets stacked on top of each other and the little guy over here keeps saying he is his own mother or some shit."
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Omg
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same voice actor.
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 months ago
As?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Steven’s weird racist uncle was voiced by Dave Willis, aka Carl.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would watch this show but it needs some kind of overarching plot where at the beginning of the episode he’s in a space ship that pulls up to each world and he gets beamed down or something.
distantsounds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It doesn’t matter. None of this matters