Pizza! Pizza!

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah, can’t be fat.

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  • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Conversely, store precious calories while we can?

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should the meme be true, this is the most responsible route. On the flip side, pizza may become scarce, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    This is a fucked up choose your own adventure game.

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    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pizza dough is super easy to make.

      The hardest part will be securing a cheese source and dairy free cheese source for my wife.

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  • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just do drugs

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    • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s good advice tbh

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  • SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Getting fat now means longer hold out for the start before you need to venture out

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rule #1: Cardio

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself.

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• Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the most pro-capitalism meme I’ve seen in a while.

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get your pizza from a local pizza farm instead.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      thin-crust oven-baked hand-tossed organic gluten-free farm-fresh free-range vegan locally-grown pizza for me, thx

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• cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, but I am.

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

  (jk I can’t afford crab rangoon)

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m allergic to it 😔

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  • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s gotta be some greasy comfort food you aren’t allergic to, homie. What about a fat stack of taquitos? Or 20 chicken nuggets all to yourself?

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Taquitos are a go. I’m allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    to what part?

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      See my other reply

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it ain’t a bad day if I can have pizza

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People gunna be flabbergasted when we still kickin it 30 years from now and eating pizza had no consequence.

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how I feel about Little Caesars.

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